Keep Austin Rotten

This ain’t your cute little “Keep Austin Weird” bumper sticker.

This is the back booth at the dive bar. Sticky floors. Cheap whiskey. Bad decisions on repeat.

Keep Austin Rotten is for the ones who still miss the old Red River, who heckle the open mic, who light up where the sign says not to.

These tees don’t ask permission. They don’t care about vibes. They’re loud, pissed off, and printed with just enough spite to get you bounced from a restaurant for dropping too many F-bombs near the kids' menu.

Made for burnouts, barstool prophets, and midnight weirdos who never left the afterparty.

Rotten Dad didn’t just show up in Austin. He crawled out of the gutter and set up shop.

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